Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

Funny story written by shea lo

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Angelina Jolie says daughter Shiloh "wants to be a boy". Chaz Bono refuses to comment

NUTSVILLE, USA: Some say she looks like her dad Brad Pitt. Others see an uncanny resemblance to grandpa Jon Voight. Regardless of which side she resembles one thing is clear.

Brad and Angelina's 4-year old daughter Shiloh appears to have a mind of her own. Over indulgent-enabling mom Angelina has admitted that she dresses biological first-born Shiloh "like a dude", while dad Brad finds it amusing that Shiloh will only answer to the name "JOHN".

John-Shiloh we are told "has Montenegro style" because that's how Montenegrins dress..."tracksuits, regular guy suits". 4-year old Shiloh dictates what boy clothes she will wear, how she wants her hair cut, how she wants to act...just like her brothers..."

Uh Mom - do you think this kid is clamoring for attention because your ovverdone publicity shots with the elder adopted kids make her feel left out? Is she showing the same kind of rebelliousness towards you that you showed your father?

One would think that considering Angelina herself claims to have had such a fucked up childhood she would recognize signs of extreme sibling rivalry and other behavioral issues? Nah...Angelina said: "

"Shiloh's hysterically funny, one of the goofiest, most playful people you'll ever meet,….Goofy and verbal, the early signs of a performer. I used to get dressed up in costumes and jump around."

Yeah Angelina we know you wore nothing but chains, scars from self-mutilation and taped black crosses on your breasts. And look how normal you are....LOL!!

There was no comment from Cher-Sonny Bono progeny Chaz (born Chastity) Bono - who also had a terrible childhood with immature self-absorbed mothers.

On a separate note: Does John-Shiloh wear girly pink or denim boy fly-front diapers?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more