Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies

Written by Monkey Woods

Sunday, 13 July 2008

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Does she look a bit foreign to you?

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to two beautiful bouncing twin babies at the Lenval hospital in Nice, France.

The twins were born by Caesarian Section on Saturday evening, and after her tomb was raided, Jolie and her partner, actor Brad Pitt faced the media to answer questions.

It's not known whether the children are boys or girls or both or neither, but their names are Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon, which isn't much help.

Jolie and Pitt have several other children, all bizarrely-named. They have biologically-born Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, as well as some adopted ones: Cambodian-born Maddox, Ethiopian-born Zahara, and Pax from Vietnam. Nobody, outside of a close circle of trusted confidantes, knows whether they are boys, girls, both or neither.

The pair say that they like to have foreign-born children, and may have more in the future, but will have to wait to see what their travel plans are.

Mother and children were said by doctors to be "doing marvellously well".

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