Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt takes flying lessons as Brangelina nickname her "Amelia Earwax"

Funny story written by shea lo

Monday, 9 August 2010

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Watch out Suri Cruise. Your little-girl high-heels, ballet tutu and red lipstick are no match for the new kid on the block.

4-year old tomboy Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt is setting the gossip pages ablaze with her adventures. From 'creating' her own sense of fashion - referred to as 'the Montenegro style' by obsessive mama Angelina - to renaming herself John, SNJP is now up in the air - truly!

John aka SNJP has decided she wants to be a famous flyer - "just like Amelia Earwax". So Ma and Pa JP have agreed to let the tyke have flying lessons.

In her maiden flight over Mexico, SNJP flew loops to the astonished cries of on-lookers below. By the time she had made a clean and fluid landing the crowd was roaring:

"Chylo-Chylo! We wan' Chylo"

Flight instructor Snoopy Red Baron said:

"We only landed because she had pooped her diaper. It was a fairly heavy load and we were not in a position to dump fuel."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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