Small wonder Kamala Harris is no where to be found. Rumors that she was stuffed and mounted next to Trigger have bounced around the Beltway for weeks. Now we know why she has been in the closet for the past two years, notwithstanding the efforts of…
Dr. Billingsgate provides advice to a woman who fears that her husband has been “sniffing around.” Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I hope you don't think I'm being paranoid. But lately, I have been finding black hairballs around the White House. I'm…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (US Satire) - Alpha Beta News Agency writer Mimosa Sabrosa reports that Vice-President Kamala Harris bet on the Kansas City Chiefs to beat the Philadelphia Eagles in the Super Bowl, and she won $1 million. Miss Sabrosa spoke wit…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move to show that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, VP Harris has sent 10 busloads of homeless D.C. residents down to Texas Governor Greg "The Eggplant-Looking" Abbott's mansion in Austin, Texa…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It appears that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah will be throwing their turbans into the ring and run for a second term in the coming presidential election. In a previous post, it was noted that Eoj Nedib and Alamak Sirrah spelled ba…
Kamala Harris thinks she knows where North Korea is. She’s the hottest VP I’ve ever seen. But good looks and brains don’t always go together. In fact, they rarely do! Then again, ugly people can be pretty damn dumb too. (Charles, Camilla, Donald,…
After a two-month battle to invade and take over Ukraine, with 35,00 Russian soldiers dead and 12 Russian generals killed, Russia surrendered to Ukraine. But attempting to save face, Vladimir Putin announced that it was never a surrender, as it w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Paloma Sonoma, a writer with The American Foodie News Agency recently sat down and had a long talk with VP Kamala Harris at a local KFC. The two met at a KFC in downtown D.C. Sonoma asked the vice-president what…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, VP Harris has just read a research study conducted on the Trumptard’s base and she was astonished at the findings. The vice-president learned that there are still several million individual…
In response to a Fox News reporter’s question whether it was time for the Biden administration to change its strategy on COVID 19, VP Harris, in evident frustration, replied: “It is time for us to do what we are doing and that time is every day. E…
With Harris’ latest effort to rehabilitate her political batting average widely seen as a dramatic failure, her dwindling team of strategists have decided to move on from the “softball” interview format to the T-ball interview format. For those who…
Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…
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