Kamala … Hot & Dumb

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 1 October 2022

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No, South Korea is the Other Way ... sigh ...

Kamala Harris thinks she knows where North Korea is.

She’s the hottest VP I’ve ever seen. But good looks and brains don’t always go together. In fact, they rarely do! Then again, ugly people can be pretty damn dumb too. (Charles, Camilla, Donald, Melly-Mel – inside more than out).

I like her, but come on, we all know most Americans think Africa is a country. (They’re scratching their heads right now, saying, “Yeah, so? Taint it?” Can you locate your taint? Can you locate Africa on a map? Nuff said, I win.)

Kamala, I hate to say this, but you is dumb. Maybe it was a slip. OK. Then slip it back to SOUTH Korea. Or maybe do some homework. I know you have a cushy job, but does that mean you don’t have to read anymore? You have assistants do it for you? What are you, a publisher?

Kamala … you’re so damn gorgeous … but then again, so were some of the Manson girls. And they were never known for their brains.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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