Dr. Futuro Gave a Talk at the Institute ot Organic Boobiology

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Wednesday, 16 November 2022

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Dr. Futuro - (he of the black glasses and the Einstein hair), was giving a short talk to a receptive audience of mainly male scholars at the Institute - before they watched a film on the Organic Breasts Down through History.

Here is his lecture.

Women's Breasts are one of Nature's Wonders.

Breasts are a joy for the Baby and a pleasure for the Husband.

Unfortunately, when women have Breast Implants- the Breasts becomes dead things-basically a pair of Hood Ornaments.

Babies can't nurse or suck such artificial things. They are Spectacular-that is True- and can lead to fame and fortune and several rich husbands but are really a violation of the Body.

Unfortunately, man can't get large penile implants and have to stay with what Mother Nature gives them. Women seem to get a break in Life. At least in this regard.

But with your help and research-possibly we can get Women to stop this unnatural, unhealthy Practice and go back to their original Breasts-which they seem so unhappy with.

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