AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just broken the story that a 29-year-old waitress, who works at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Bar & Grill has an amazing pair of breasts.
BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx spoke with Terri Tellavino, who claims that her tits put out beer and not milk.
When asked by Miss Kixx, if she could demonstrate that for her, Terri took her out to her Nissan Rogue SUV, and she got in the backseat.
Terri lifted up her pink tank top and within seconds she managed to produce 6 ounces of what looked exactly like beer.
Miss Kixx was still a bit skeptical, so Terri, who had used a clear plastic cup to hold the beer, offered for Taffeta to take a sip.
At first Taffy was a bit hesitant, but after a bit of coaxing she decided to take a sip.
She took a tiny sip. She smiled and replied that it did taste like beer. She then took a bigger sip and replied, “Damn, Terri, it positively tastes like fucking beer.”
SIDENOTE: Terri told Taffy that her boyfriend Billy Dindarelli, who loves drinking beer, told her that he wants to marry her as soon as fucking possible.
