Bioengineered Women's Breast Milk to Be Next Big Drink

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 22 June 2022

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Got milk?

Scientists in Biogeotechnology expect that in the next ten years.

Biotech companies will be selling women's breast milk as a new, very lucrative product. It will be an anonymous genetic blend - the milk of several unidentified women-and produced in Biotech processing vats.

As we all know, cow’s milk is for little cows, and not really suited for human babies. Cow’s milk has been a stopgap, and now the dairy industry, in a beginning business collaboration with Biotech, will switch over to the better product.

They might also go back to glass or plastic bottle with shapes suggestive of the product within.

Mothers Milk and other diverse, catchy names will be used to promote the product. Pink squeeze bottles with nipples will also be available.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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