NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Every major news agency in the United States is reporting that the tide in the Russia-Ukraine War has turned; and turned big time. The Alpha Beta News Agency has made it known that Putin is staying up late at night…
Having lost the war in Ukraine, shattered the nation, and destroyed the lives of thousands, Mr. Putin plans to wrap himself in the cloth of innocence as a humanitarian. He'll claim that not only was Ukraine a Nazi-run nation, but it (Ukraine) also st…
When Donald Trump moved out of the White House, he took 15 boxes of documents to Mar-a-Lago. These boxes contained documents marked Classified Top Secret. All White House documents are supposed to go to the National Archive. It isn’t clear wheth…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - In a breaking news story that has just broken, The Kremlin Voice is reporting that the arrogantly evil, and very short communist leader has just invited the "Academy Award Show Ambusher" (aka Will Smith) to move to Russi…
HOUSTON - (Satire News) - ZZ Top, the group known as "The Little Ol' Band From Texas" is back on the music charts with their brand new single "Putin Sux." The song was penned by the band's fantastic guitarist/vocalist Billy Gibbons and 60s icon Bo…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Vlady Putin knows that he truly fucked up by invading Ukraine, as is evidenced by the fact the Ukraine is kicking Putty's communist ass all over creation. The leader of Russia, who is now about as popular as expired Vodka,…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News, has just broken the story that Putin The Evil has impregnated two of his nine girlfriends. The names of the two semi-whores, who now have the communist leader's seed within their pussies were not relea…
News has reached us that in his downtime from his attempts to be a real-life Bond Villian, evil Russian bloke Vladimir Putin is launching an album of restful piano playing. Taking his cue from the vast success of Enya, Putin's soft, pastel-shaded…
THE VATICAN - (World Satire) - The pope has just informed a reporter with The Vatican View that he wants all Catholics, and actually people of all religions including Episcopites, Presbyforatellos, Evanlithicans, Lutherinos, and even those wayward at…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency, has just learned that Putin's military is losing at least 10 high-ranking generals and admirals on a weekly basis. According to 3V reporter, Lexus Jo Dix, Putin tried…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Senior writer Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the storied story that the leader of Russia, Vladimir Nikita Putin, is batting a very severe case of dandruff. Putin's personal physician who refused…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin has decided to name a female to head the second most powerful navy in the world. Putty, as VP Harris, Howard Stern, and rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke call the Communist cunt, decided to app…
Mob boss in the White House? No, not Joe Biden, but the loser Biden booted out of the White House: Donald Trump. Trump, who is attempting to emulate pal Vladimir Putin (a guy getting his nuts squashed by a hammer called Ukraine), is back to his lock…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The Alpha Beta News Agency, Russian president Vladimir Nikita Putin, is now the most hateful, despicable, evil, world leader in the world. Reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, with ABNA, said that even 89% of Pu…
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Chocolate Capital of the World says that the WFA (the World Federation Alliance), has decided to charge President Putin, the Kremlin, and hundreds of Russian oligarchs with war crimes. A s…
WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin, has just shown that he is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen drawer with his latest slip of the tongue. The crazed, power-hungry, evil evilpabob, as VP Kamala Harris has pegged him, has just revealed (a…
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