HOUSTON - (Satire News) - ZZ Top, the group known as "The Little Ol' Band From Texas" is back on the music charts with their brand new single "Putin Sux."
The song was penned by the band's fantastic guitarist/vocalist Billy Gibbons and 60s icon Bob Dylan. Both who have stated that they hate the communist leader more than woodpeckers hate wood-looking metal.
Gibbons said that they wrote the song as they were rehearsing for their upcoming music tour titled "A Night Of Music & Pot With ZZ Top and Bob Dylan" which will visit a total of 47 cities in the US, 13 cities in Mexico, and 2 in Bolivia.
Gibbons says the show's stage will include a longhorn steer, a miniature replica of a Texas oil well, a Chupacabra, a male and female rattlesnake, and six tumbleweeds.
He added that their revolving stage will also feature three female backup singers clad in red, white, and blue halter tops, white bellbottom pants, and hippie necklaces.
When Dylan was asked by Chipper Caruso with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine what songs he'll be playing for the concert, the octogenarian replied, "Songs? What fucking songs?"
Meanwhile Gibbons said that ZZ Top has added a glockenspiel player from Zimbabwe and an accordion player from Tijuana, Mexico.
