LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News, has just broken the story that Putin The Evil has impregnated two of his nine girlfriends.
The names of the two semi-whores, who now have the communist leader's seed within their pussies were not released, but it is believed that their initials are Y.Z. and X.P.
The Russian president, who will soon find his mean, cruel, heartless, ass in Siberia, has stated that he has never heard of Y.Z. or X.P. and he has certainly has never, ever fucked either of the two hot, sexy, gorgeous, blue-eyed blondes.
Meanwhile, Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle, is reporting that Y.Z. actually took part in Trump's so-called "Pee-Pee Tapes," that are alleged to have been videotaped by Putinski himself.
