NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The man who was once hailed as a hero, has now turned into the biggest laughing stock on the face of the earth. Rudy Giuliani, aka The Swamp Creature, has denied that he colluded with the Russians back in 2016. B…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the White House are that Donald is very upset at British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. The soon-to-be-ex-president does not appreciate “Borat” making fun of Rudy Giuliani, Kellyanne Conway, Er…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The latest poll from Quinnipini shows that President Trump wants to take away Obamacare from 175 million middle-class and poor people, but the cruel, hate-filled piece of shit has nothing to replace it with. Nothing.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi is reporting that Trump and the GOPunks have gotten their way. They have shoved in yet another Republican puppet to do whatever the “Divider-in-Chief” wants this spineless Raggedy Ann to do. Vox Populi…
YELLOW ICE, North Dakota – (Satire News) – President Trump is continuing to reject Dr. Fauci’s suggestion, and is still holding his campaign hate rallies with only about 7 people wearing masks. Trump has told his crowd that, since he has already…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – One thing that just about everyone is truly tired of, is these privileged celebrities who go around kissing the asses of politicians. Case in point, as reported by Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, Ice Cube, the rapper, is losing…
SHANGHAI, China – (Satire News) – China’s Rice News Agency has revealed that President Trump is the sole owner of three fortune cookie factories. According to government records, the President purchased the three factories a mere two months after…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iRumors News Agency has just reported that, after first insisting that he is as fit as Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell has come clean. He has admitted that the bruises, purple hands, Band-Aids, nose cast, and b…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has stated that the infamous Ghislaine Maxwell, who allegedly procured girls for Jeffrey Epstein, has commented on the contents of her little black bombshell of a book. Ghislaine reportedly gave…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by Tittle Tattle Tonight that former child star, and now full-time Trump ass-kisser, Scott Baio, is offended at not having been invited to participate in the cast reunion of the hit situation-comedy “Ha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Satire News) – The Kansas state legislature has just announced that they have voted to ban a phrase that was offensive to many Kansans who are gay. The phrase is ‘Christmas elves are fairies’. The amendment known as Fairies 41…
VENUS FLYTRAP, North Carolina – (Satire News) – Weeks after the presidential debate, President Trump is still claiming that he won the biggest presidential debate going all the way back to George Washington and Ebenezer Follicle. Trump, who is st…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There are only a handful of individuals who really and truly can say that they know the real Donald Trump; the one that keeps a KKK hood and robe in his clothes closet. And one of those rare people is Barbara Res, w…
QUAKER OATS, Pennsylvania – (Political Satire) – A White House source reveals that Trump is getting crazier and crazier with each passing day. The source told iNews, the president cannot stand that millions of his supporters are now starting to se…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Linda Ronstadt, the singer who has sold over 100 millon records, recently spoke with LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle, and informed her that she can not believe that a person as mean, as hateful, and evil, as Donald…
LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette newspaper is reporting that the president did something that he has not done in 6 years. He actually set foot in a church. Trump attended Our Lady of The Roulette Wheel in downtown Las Veg…
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