NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has stated that the infamous Ghislaine Maxwell, who allegedly procured girls for Jeffrey Epstein, has commented on the contents of her little black bombshell of a book.
Ghislaine reportedly gave one of the prison guards some names found in her book, in exchange for getting an apple and an avocado.
Maxwell, whose revelations could put the spotlight on some of the world’s most well-known individuals, is trying to cop a deal.
She told BPT’s Gazebo Serengeti that one of the names in the black book is none other than Donald J. Trump, as in the Electoral College Donald J. Trump.
When POTUS was asked to comment, he remarked that he has always been 97.7% faithful to all of his 3 wives; especially Melania.
His little bitty hands started shaking as he pointed out that if Melania knew that he had banged another woman while married to her, she would get a meat cleaver from the White House kitchen, and perform the Slovenia Snip-Snipadoddle on his baby Trumpies.