GLASGOW, Scotland - (Sports Satire) - The government of Scotland has informed the attorney for Donald J. Erasmus Trump, that it has decided to totally demolish his once, very luxurious golf course. Nicola Sturgeon, who is the first minister of Sco…
THE BLACK SEA IN THE UKRAINE - (World Satire) - Boom Boom News (The Ukraine) has reported that the UK submarine "The HMS Sea Scoundrel" is missing. The Royal British Navy reports that the last transmission from "The Sea Scoundrel" stated that she…
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are currently 3-4, and they are looking worse and worse each week. Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba says that the entire Bucs coaching staff is concerned that Brady's horrible…
EL SEGUNDO, California - (Satire News) - Just about every new drug that is produced in the United States comes from the Left Coast state (California). The QuinniPinni Polling Agency says that there are more drug chemists in California than there…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The infamous Monica Lewinsky has found herself back on the national spotlight and she is absolutely loving the attention. The 49-year-old Lewinsky carried on her sexual affair in the Oval Office from 1995 to 1997, w…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Now that she has left 10 Downing Street and she is no longer the prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss says that she can pretty much now do whatever the fuck she wants and ta hell with bloody, bloomin' Brit protocol. Li…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has always idolized "American Idol" judge Katy Perry. Taylor said that growing up in Tennessee, she even named her pet pussycat, "Katy" in honor of her idol. Of course the cat was actually a male, but at th…
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The Bronx Police Dept. reports that an individual wearing a Donald Trump Halloween Mask entered the McDonalds at 197th and Ivanka Trump Drive and brandished a semi-automatic grenade launcher. The perp, who app…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well it appears that the man who endangered the nation by telling his home-grown American terrorists to storm the capital and capture Pence and Pelosi has finally seen the writing on the wall (not the border wall).
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - The Official State Hamburger Restaurant of Texas is starting to expand into other US markets. According to The American Research Federatioin (ARF) Whataburger is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the entire n…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ever since "Dancing With The Stars" went from being on ABC to Disney, the once-popular dancing show has gone downhill quicker that fatty Ginni Thomas chasing a donut rolling down the street. And as LaLaLand Daily report…
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - The Vermont State Senate has finally acted and they voted 87-13 to ban the breed of dog that was bred for fighting, the Pit Bull. After a fiery debate in which a Republican senator from Frozen Fiddle, ended up…
SNOW BLIZZARD, Colorado - (Satire News) - Sporting Chance Magazine has just uncovered the real story behind the woman who has just been chosen America's Top Collegiate Cheerleader. Hercules Confetti with SCM, stated that Lizzy Pompatelli, 21, of D…
PENSACOLA - Florida - (Satire News) - Word being put out by The Cloud 9 News Agency is that, as most everybody already knew, Donald J. Erasmus Trump has been diagnosed as suffering from first degree Fucadillatosis, which in layman's terms, means that…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo has just stated that the blonde songstress, Britney Spears has just been signed to portray Marjorie Taylor Greene in the new R-rated film from Candlelight Motion Pictures titled "Oops, I'm a Sex Fiene -…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The White House has just informed the news media that the US destroyer the USS Frank Sinatra, which has been in the Black Sea aiding the Ukraine since July, has just sunk one of Putin's most prized naval vessels.
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Satire News) - Well after weeks of speculation, Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight has finally discovered the reason why Gisele Bundchen wants to divorce Tom Brady after 13 years of marriage. De Gallo has learned from t…
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
