PENSACOLA - Florida - (Satire News) - Word being put out by The Cloud 9 News Agency is that, as most everybody already knew, Donald J. Erasmus Trump has been diagnosed as suffering from first degree Fucadillatosis, which in layman's terms, means that the evil, racist, son-of-a-bitch is an uncontrolled psychotic.
Cloud 9 reporter Lexi Aspen, noted that the pussy grabber's personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi spoke with Trump's mental disorder specialist, Dr. Horace Adolf Shitzenmeister.
Dr. Shitty, for short stated that after conducting over 22 different brain tests, scans, and biopsies, it has been determined beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Orange Douche Bag is in fact off his rocker, missing lots of his marbles, and basically one fucked up sexual predator.
IN OTHER NEWS: Ivanka Trump says that she has just put a 3,000 foot injunction against her sperm donor father preventing him from getting close to her or her children ARK, JFK, and TJK.
