A British Submarine Is Missing In The Black Sea

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 27 October 2022

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Putin vowed to sink the "Sea Scoundrel" after it sunk two of his PT Boats.

THE BLACK SEA IN THE UKRAINE - (World Satire) - Boom Boom News (The Ukraine) has reported that the UK submarine "The HMS Sea Scoundrel" is missing.

The Royal British Navy reports that the last transmission from "The Sea Scoundrel" stated that she was experiencing heavy bombardment from dept charges from a Russian destroyer.

The commander of the British sub said that the vessel was rocking and rolling like that fat tub of lard Ginni Thomas on a waterbed.

King Charles, said that he has asked President Biden to look into the matter and see if he can perhaps locate "The Sea Scoundrel."

Meanwhile In British Soccer News: Manchester United defeated Tottenham Hotspur 2-1.

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