SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - The Official State Hamburger Restaurant of Texas is starting to expand into other US markets.
According to The American Research Federatioin (ARF) Whataburger is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the entire nation by a margin of 56.7ΒΌ%.
ARF states that the uniquely orange restaurant is #1 when it comes to freshness of their food products, which include Whatachicken, Whatatacos, Whatafries, and the newly added Whatashrimp.
And unlike Mickey D's, Whataburger does not have playgrounds, or swimming pools, or bounce toys, but what it does have is a special computer room where the little kids and the 'adult kids' can eat their delicious meals as they play every kind of video game known to man, from Super Mario Brothers to Angry Birds and Candy Crush Saga to Frisky Flamingos.
SIDENOTE: ARF reports that the Orange W's Double Meat, Double Cheeseburger is the favorite of President and First Lady Biden, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, Paul McCartney, Danica Patrick, and four of the five Kardashian sisters, (Kendall does not eat meat).
