HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ever since "Dancing With The Stars" went from being on ABC to Disney, the once-popular dancing show has gone downhill quicker that fatty Ginni Thomas chasing a donut rolling down the street.
And as LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle pointed out 99.4% of the reason for the show's horrible ratings falls on the ugly-looking outfits of Tyra Banks, alias "The Conceited Pile of Arrogrance."
Fans in every state of the union are asking that the original host, the very funny Tom Bergeron be brought back.
Miss Honeysuckle stated that even President Biden, First Lady Dr. Jill Biden, and VP Kamala Harris have stopped watching "DWTS" because they cannot stand the hate-filled, insulting black sista.
SIDENOTE: And while Disney is at it, they really need to ship that old grouchy as shit British relic, Len Goodman, who is left over from WWII, back to foggy old England.
