MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Well there is no joy in (political) Mudville today, as the greatest, fucking liar in the history of liars (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) has just learned that his huge approval rating in Alabama has just about totall…
LAS VEGAS - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that the greatest woman boxer in the history of the sport is now 29-0. New Jersey-native Shannon Riggatori easy beat male boxer Tony "The Fist" Pantavelli, knocking him out j…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The former prime minister of the United Kingdom, Elizabeth Truss informed BBC reporter Oceana Figgly, that she revealed to President Biden that she is seriously considering running for mayor of London. Truss stated that he…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Vox Populi writer Tapioca Swizzle recently compiled a list of texts from some noted and unnoted United States GOP politicians. The politicos ranged from Ted "Dracula Face" Cruz to Mitch "The Moscow Bitch" McConne…
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has compiled a list of texts from prostitutes who ply their trade in Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Queens. These street walkers have all been working girls for lots of years;…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of Cable Television' most popular Old West shows, "Hell On Wheels" has just announced that western star Clint Eastwood has agreed to appear on the hit TV show. A spokesperson for the highly-rated show told LaLaLand…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that the United Kingdom has contacted Russin President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know in no uncertain terms that effective immediately, they will stop importing Russia Salad Dressing. Reporter Oceana…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The entire Lone Star state, even the GOPers and GOPettes are in shock as they cannot for the life of themselves figure out how the hell Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott managed to get his relic old ass re-elected. Baseball grea…
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Britney Spears told Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine that she will soon be going into the recording studio to record her latest song titled, "Oops! I Forgot To Wear Panties (Again)." Britney co-wrote the…
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx says that a Spanish teacher at Blake Shelton High School in Tulsa has been reprimanded for showing her panties to her students during class. Viviana Chillwinkle, 29, was asked by the…
LONDON - (Satire News) - After an investigation that lasted for five months, Scotland Yard reports that they have captured the dastardly vandals who defaced the statue of Prince Charles. The statue stood in the city of Peckham, and was located nex…
PORTSMOUTH, England - (Satire News) - The BBC has just announced that The 13th Portsmouth Infantry Regiment has arrived in the Ukrainian town of Markivka. The British regiment is noted for being one of the fiercest army units in the United Kingdom…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that former prime minister Liz Truss was spotted in the lobby of luxurious Friar Tuck Hotel in Waterloo. Mrs. Truss was seen holding hands while playing "footsie" with her former lover, Mike Field. Tyrus…
BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - A former cheerleader for The Sacajawea State University Buffalo Hunters was severely injured on her 83rd birthday. Tandi Hoophaus, the senior executive director at The Older Than The Hills Senior Citzens Re…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Wild Whispers reporter Margarita Mixx, has compiled a list of ten words that the fucked up Nazi predator (aka Donald J. Erasmus Trump) cannot pronounce. The orange he-bitch will swear up and down, and sideways that he…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Piers Morgan recently stated that he has in his personal possession the very intimate diary of Queen Elizabeth. Morgan said that before she passed, her majesty told him that she did not want anyone to see or have her diary…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree has just broken the story that when the 2023 edition of Webster’s Dictionary comes out it will feature a photo of Donald Trump next to the word “Evil.” Miss Dupree said that a spok…
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