LONDON – (Satire News) – Piers Morgan recently stated that he has in his personal possession the very intimate diary of Queen Elizabeth.
Morgan said that before she passed, her majesty told him that she did not want anyone to see or have her diary, except for him.
Piers said that he and the queen became very close the last few years and he revealed that she would every now and then give him cash amounting to anywhere from £5,000 (US - $5,653) to £10.000 (US - $11,319)
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When asked if he would be revealing the contents of the very personal queen’s diary, Morgan grinned like the Canterbury cat that swallowed the Chichester canary and simply said, “Oh yes mate. I have been offered an unreal amount of money for the rights to use parts of her diary as excerpts in a well-known British publication."
“Tickety Boo News, he was asked?”
“No,” came his reply, “It’s The Ta Ta For Now News Agency.”
