LONDON - (UK Satire) - The BBC reports that the United Kingdom has contacted Russin President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know in no uncertain terms that effective immediately, they will stop importing Russia Salad Dressing.
Reporter Oceana Figgly has said that Great Britain will instead import salad dressing from Kraft Heinz, which is headquartered in the United States.
Figgly noted that the boycott on Russian Salad Dressing will put a tremendous dent in the Russian economy, as the United States, Scotland, Mexico, and Germany have all already stopped importing the Communist salad dressing.
Meanwhile, in UK news, Piers Morgan is being touted to become the new British prime minister.
