WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden called up former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, and thanked him for accepting the federal position of national sports advisor. POTUS said that he went out of his way to see that…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has stated that he is sick and tired of The Supreme Court acting like it is the fucking law of the land. He noted that 89.3% of the American people would like to see SCOTUS scrapped and replaced w…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - VP Harris met with President Trump and the two have decided that the heat wave that is gripping the nation is truly one horrendously mothereffen satanic occurrence. The National Rumblings News Agency reports that…
Justice Roberts and Our New “Confederacy” Court members just issued Guidelines for the new session in the Fall. Basically, States can overrule any Presidential actions - (this is going by the Original Constitution). And each of the five Justices…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to give hard working Democrats a nice break, so he will be signing a Presidential Executive Order raising the nation's minimum wage up to $65. POTUS said that this way they'll be able…
In a recent Biden speech in the wake of the Dobbs decision to strike down Roe v Wade, Mr. Biden invoked the political power of women, observing that “When tens of millions of womens (sic) vote this year they won’t be alone.” Prongscald admits he…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, was furious when he heard that that Barack Obama had over taken him in a poll of Americans who were asked who they thought was the worst president in our Nation’s history.
Joe Biden went to Israel and met Israelis and Palestinians. (I’m afraid to say any more than that.) What Joe didn’t know when he got there was that the landscape had somewhat changed. Yes, there are lots of holy sites of three religions, but what’…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The biggest liar in the history of the United States, Donaldo Trump, now is spewing forth that he heard from a Japanese Geisha girl, that over 73,000 people in Japan voted for Joey Biden. The Trumptard said that he got t…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden said he has had it with Exxon-Mobil, Shell, Conoco, Chevron, and Phillips 66, and thinking that they can keep on gauging the pockets of every man and woman in the nation. He pointed out that each…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - America is experiencing it's worst drought in the history of the nation. President Biden has decided to turn to an individual that he heard about from Las Vegas entertainer and part Native-American Wayne Newton.
The three Supreme Court Justices were reported to be embarrassed by the current news about President Pussy Grabber. Oh, the embarrassment! There's his mob boss tactics, sexual misconduct allegations, witness intimidation, jury tampering, the Ja…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that has shocked the members of the GOP, and thrilled the members of the Democratic party, President Biden has just announced that he will be signing a "Special" Presidential Executive Order that gives him…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is no longer entitled to have the American taxpayer pay for his Secret Service protection. POTUS has decided to invoke the Presidential Secret Servic…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden stated that there is more than one way to skin a Supreme Court decision. POTUS said that he was very disappointed at the six wimpy Supreme Court justices who seem to think that they are the keeper…
APALACHICOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. was in Apalachicola getting an estimate on botox to his gonads (balls). Trump says that he has just gotten fed up with his tiny pea-size testicles, which Melania…
Corporations are a money-making machine; they have no heart. But the Supreme Court Ruled they have the Rights of a Human Being. So, they fund Politics, and run the Country. If they had a heart, they would stay in the US and provide good jobs t…
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