WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is no longer entitled to have the American taxpayer pay for his Secret Service protection.
POTUS has decided to invoke the Presidential Secret Service Protection Clause that states that if a former president has lots and lots of money, then he will be required to pay for his own protection.
The clause clearly states that there is no reason why the taxpayers of America should subsidize an individual's protection (especially an asshole like Trump) when he can very easily pay for it himself.
So President Biden has mandated that effective immediately if Donald Trump wants to keep getting Secret Service protection, he will have to pay for it himself and stop leeching off the US taxpayer.
Trump is reportedly so angry he could chew a bunch of size number 9 nails.
Biden has to Trump's bellyaching by saying, "Hey, Jack, you're a damn billionaire. So, from now on, you pay for your own protection, and that goes for the protection of the rest of your highly dysfunctional family."
