WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden stated that there is more than one way to skin a Supreme Court decision.
POTUS said that he was very disappointed at the six wimpy Supreme Court justices who seem to think that they are the keepers of an adult female's body.
The president said that SCOTUS should stick to more important issues like racism from the likes of the Trumptard, ballot issues by the Orange Complected Devil, and the high price of Kool-Aid, that most of Cheeto Face's hard-core supporters drink.
VP Kamala Harris noted that she cannot understand why the black robed assholes (AKA - The Evil Meddling 6), think that they even have an ounce of right of controlling what a woman does with her own beautiful body.
She added that the Sick 6, should just concentrate on investigating why Trump still thinks that he won the presidential election, after no less, than 17 members of his former cabinet told him that he's acting like a tyrant who is really just pissing in the wind, as they say down in Kentucky. ■
