APALACHICOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The former resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. was in Apalachicola getting an estimate on botox to his gonads (balls).
Trump says that he has just gotten fed up with his tiny pea-size testicles, which Melania says actually look like litty bitty orange b b's.
The Trumpian also stopped off at the local McDonalds and bought 4 Big Macs, a family order of McFries, three McTacos, and he washed it all down with a 44-ounce strawberry McMalt.
He was asked by the fry cook, how it feels to know that he will soon be going to prison.
The former Pied Piper of The Potomac, put down the Big Macs he was holding in each hand and answered that there is no prison in the world that he cannot escape from.
The racist with the acorn dick then signed an 83-year-old female GOP voters sagging right tit, as he gathered up his family order of McFries and left Mickey D's headed for a massage parlor.
