BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The biggest liar in the history of the United States, Donaldo Trump, now is spewing forth that he heard from a Japanese Geisha girl, that over 73,000 people in Japan voted for Joey Biden.
The Trumptard said that he got the information from a very sexy Geisha girl, who once danced for him when he visited Osaka ten years ago.
DJT said that he and Yokini Bung, have been texting buddies for nine years, seven months, and sixteen days.
The Pied Piper of the Potomac said that he does not recall having intimate relations with Miss Bung, because they met back during his recreational drug use period.
Meanwhile, Yokini's husband, Lars Fenderpix stated to 'Boom Boom News.' that his sensuously sexy wife has never ever met the tax-evading, Putin-ass kissing shitass (Trump).