WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a move that has shocked the members of the GOP, and thrilled the members of the Democratic party, President Biden has just announced that he will be signing a "Special" Presidential Executive Order that gives him the absolute right to name anyone he chooses to sit on the Supreme Court.
POTUS announced that he will immediately be appointing Sen. Liz Cheney to take Clarence Thomas' place, after informing VP Kamala Harris, the first lady Dr. Jill Biden, and two top aides including his special guest aide Michelle Obama.
VP Kamala Harris told the White House press that there is more than one way to undo all of the bullshit that the evil Trumptard did while he spent most of his time out on the golf course, cheating up a storm, while no one...not one of his wimpy, spineless golf buddies ever challenged.
At a White House Press Conference, Harris rhetorically asked, "Ladies and gentlemen of the press, just WHO the fuck did the predatorial racist think he fucking was?"
VPOTUS then replied, "Well it really doesn't matter anymore, because 'Cheeto Face' has now gone into hibernation, because he knows that the walls of justice are closing in on him super fast, and it won't be long before his orange ass will be wearing an orange prison jumpsuit!!!"
