Three Supreme Court Justices Request A Biden Reappointment

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 2 July 2022

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Trump appointment is sooo embarrassing!

The three Supreme Court Justices were reported to be embarrassed by the current news about President Pussy Grabber.

Oh, the embarrassment!

There's his mob boss tactics, sexual misconduct allegations, witness intimidation, jury tampering, the January 6th insurrection, the clavicle grab, sore loser behavior, Jeffrey Epstein relationship, Putin relationship, MBS relationship, Muslim hate, brown hate, African American hate, short people hate, independent women hate, the list remain endless, but anyway.

The three Justices wondered what the history books would write about a Justice to the Supreme Court-appointed by such a weak-minded individual often identified as President Pussy Grabber? The three Justices would be tainted and swept into the scandalous mix of President Pussy Grabber.

“Like was your pussy ever grabbed to receive your Supreme Court appointment?”

Biden reportedly listened to their parking garage request and finally said, "Get to the point."

"Even our children still at school, like where your wife Jane works, are being ridiculed.”

"Jill," he corrected. "Your point is?”

Their point, the three recited: If the three were to resign from the US Supreme Court, would President Joe Biden reappoint them back to the Court? The Pussy Grabber's appointment would not remain in the history books.

The Ray-Ban glasses worn in the parking garage did not reveal his eyes, but his bright white teeth presented an ear to ear smile. "Sure,” Biden replied.

The three gave him their written resignation, thanking him profusely.

“De nada,” he replied. He got into The Beast and was driven off.

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