A major new Hollywood movie project depicting the life of US president, Donald Trump, has had to be shelved for the moment, after executives said that finding someone to play the leading role accurately was proving impossible. Make-up departments…
HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…
(UNEDITED) The Spoof is about to achieve global acknowledgement in the 'insane' Hollywood film world of Quentin Tarantino! After Django, Inglorious and Once upon a time in Hollywood, QT needed some screenplay freshening up, so he surfed over to The S…
Sindy Brassingthwaite, who has not been to the cinema since popcorn was cheap, and Sister Act was on, is telling all of her friends that she misses going to the cinema. 'It was around the time with Brian,' said Sindy, 'and we used to go to the cin…
Idiot of the day Timothy Longbottom is offended by latest revisionist history Bette Noire Gone with the Wind, but will gladly sit through the even more tone-deaf 'Soul Man' a little-remembered comedy from the 1980s. In Soul Man, a privileged white...
The 1964 British epic war film depicting the Battle of Rorke's Drift between the British Army and the Zulus in January 1879, during the Anglo-Zulu War is to be remade so that this time the Zulu's win. "It's not at all about racism," said director...
With Lockdown continuing for weeks, we feel that it is time for our guide to a movie marathon. So put on the pop-corn, have an unnecessary conversation with a stranger about the noise they are making, and sit down for the suggestions during our Steve…
SAN ANTONIO – The Davy Crockett Movie Theater Multiplex in San Antonio, opened its doors for the first time in weeks. A crowd of movie-goers, estimated to number about 17, quickly filed in. Ruby Jo LaGrange, 24, was the first to go in. She was...
HOLLYWOOD – Word filtering out of Tinsel Town is that Sylvester Stallone is very disappointed that production on his last Rocky film (#9) has been postponed due to the C-19 pandemic. Macadamia Honeysuckle, a reporter with LaLaLand Daily spoke with...
“It’s not often we manage to capture the public's attention the way we did with COVID-19,” said Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Robert Redfield, M.D. “We want to capitalize on that momentum with a follow-up that really does justic...
Please don’t. I was in a bad mood, and didn’t feel like chatting. “No clue, I haven’t seen it yet.” “Well, I did, a few days ago," he said while changing lanes. “Don’t tell anyone, but I downloaded this movie from a torrent. Disappointing qual...
HOLLYWOOD – The iNews Agency is reporting that daytime TV host, Ellen DeGeneres, and singer, Miley Cyrus, have both signed on to star in the movie, “Lesbians From Outer Space". The film is a remake of the very popular 1947 film by the same name wh...
It is has been revealed that a man in Numpty, Winnipeg, won't be watching Home Alone II because it stars President Donald Trump. The film, in which two thieves chase a young child, who caused them nothing but pain once before, through the tourist...
With the Christmas channel seemingly starting to broadcast films from mid-March, they have a serious number of hours to film with cheap, made-for-television films. It can be a lucrative market, particularly if it is shown during the day in November,...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In 1984, "Terminator" was the stunning Sci-Fi action movie which put humanity in a life-and-death struggle against the ultimate killing machine of the future, made by man and perfected by Artificial Inteligence. Arnold Schwarzenegger...
We met up with "force-free" Vader at a cantina on Tatooine, where he works as a waiter and lounge singer. He was willing to tell us about his upcoming book, Force of Habit - Behind the Breathey-Scary Mask Thingy, which chronicles his early years as a...
If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...
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