Man not watching Home Alone II

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 19 December 2019

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Well, you might think that Donald, but the best sequel ever made was not Home Alone II.

It is has been revealed that a man in Numpty, Winnipeg, won't be watching Home Alone II because it stars President Donald Trump.

The film, in which two thieves chase a young child, who caused them nothing but pain once before, through the tourist spots of New York, running up a massive bill on his father's credit cards, and not learning anything, is often seen as a poor sequel to the more popular Home Alone.

The highlights of the film include Christmas spent in New York, with rambunctious scamp, young Donald Trump, even talking to the troubled, lonely young man.

Star of the documentary, Kevin McAllistair still has abandonment issues, makes his money online, and has not left his house in more than 25 years. The two thieves, despite receiving life-changing injuries caused by the young psychopath, are still very much alive, and one of them even appeared in a few films. We have no real idea what Donald Trump did after starring in the film, but we suspect that it failed to reach the pinnacle set in this film.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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