Production on Sylvester Stallone’s Latest Movie: “Rocky IX – The Viagra Years” Has Been Postponed Indefinitely

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 3 April 2020

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The Rocky Balboa statue in Philadephia has been visited by 1.3 billion people including the Pope, Putin, and Stormy Daniels.

HOLLYWOOD – Word filtering out of Tinsel Town is that Sylvester Stallone is very disappointed that production on his last Rocky film (#9) has been postponed due to the C-19 pandemic.

Macadamia Honeysuckle, a reporter with LaLaLand Daily spoke with the 73-year-old Stallone who was to star, direct, produce, and even cater the film.

Sly, as his 2nd-grade teacher nicknamed him, told Miss Honeysuckle that he is so devastated, that he has not been able to eat his normal daily diet of four Coney Island Hot Dogs, two Triple Pepperoni Pizzas, and six Hot Pockets.

When asked what he has been eating lately, he replied, “I’ve been eating about two boxes of Lucky Charms cereal in hopes that the Irish in me brings me luck.”

He noted that in his next and final Rocky Balboa movie, he was going to be tying up some loose ends of the previous eight Rocky movies.

“Like what?” he was asked.

He remarked that the Rocky fans will finally learn why Balboa sometimes says he’s Irish when everyone knows that he is 102% Italian.

He also said that he will be explaining the explicit tattoo of a 22-year-old Bo Derek that he has on his lower back.

Honeysuckle asked if he would also be revealing why he always referred to his wife Adrian as “My hot little luscious libido lips of love".

Stallone blushed, and replied, “Ahhh…no. There are some things that I just really prefer to keep personal.”

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