LONDON - (UK Satire) - According to Buckingham Palace, King Charles III, has been named the executor of Queen Elizabeth's estate. Piers Morgan, who was perhaps her majesty's best friend, noted that on many occasions he and the queen would talk abo…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Nigel Foote, who is the spokesperson for Buckingham Palace, has just informed the UK people that the newly-crowned King Charles III, received congratulatory comments from 195 of the world's 196 countries. Foote noted that th…
LONDON, - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, called up the new prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss and expressed his gratitude to her. He had just learned that PM Truss asked Parliament to approve naming the latest British state of the art Batt…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) - The newly crowned King Charles III, recently sat down with Tyrus Bottomfiddle, a writer with The BBC. The king was asked if he had adjusted to being the new king of the United Kingdom. He answered that he loves…
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, recently sat down with Petula Tart, with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. He talked about what he wants for his beloved United Kingdom. He wants to address the rising cost of crumpets, and the fog situation w…
Anti-Royalist Brian Asshat has changed his mind and now believes a new King will be good for the country. 'Yes, I have changed my mind' said Brian on his blog 'Throwing Shoes and Curing my Blues' 'A new king would be good, but a completely new kin…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - World out of Buckingham Palace is that the Royal Guards are as happy as termites in a Swiss wooden clog factory. London Dispatch-Messenger reporter Conrad Bloomin states that the reason for their unbridled joy is due to the…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - King Charles III, was interviewed by information guru Piers Morgan, and he stated that he promises the people of the United Kingdom, that he plans on being the best king in the history of kings. The new royal monarch said th…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new king of England, King Charles III, will be flying to Moscow to meet with the Russian leader, President Putin. A source close to the king stated that Charles has known Vlady for many years, and he truly feels that he…
The pen is still mightier than the sword, as displayed by King Chuck (thank you for that name, it makes comedy so much easier), who is already having a terrible time related to pens. First, the ink pot that refused to move itself when he was about…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The British Broadcasting Corporation is reporting that the crown of the newly crowned monarch, King Charles III, is the most expensive crown ever manufactured. According to BBC reporter Tyrus Bottomiddle, 43, the crown was m…
Now that Chucky is king (when is she gonna bump off – at my age I’ve got maybe ten years to be king – the throne won’t even have my ass dent in it before William takes over), there are certain things that he is no longer allowed to do. As seen in…
How to protest in the Year of Our Satan, 2022. You don’t. You don’t have the right to because politicians today and yesterday made new laws to prevent you from heckling them, telling them they are pieces of shit, repeating their sins and crimes…
Throughout his life, he was always Prince Charles. Now he is the King. The little kid is failing to greet his mother at the train station, the torturous schooling at Gordonstoun, marriage, divorcee, and death of Diana, and marriage to his first love,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
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