Anti-Royalist Brian Asshat has changed his mind and now believes a new King will be good for the country.
'Yes, I have changed my mind' said Brian on his blog 'Throwing Shoes and Curing my Blues' 'A new king would be good, but a completely new king, not the ones you would be expecting. No Charles, William, George or Louis, but a King Brian'.
'Yes, if I was King, things would be so different. There would be no grammatical mistakes, none whatsoever. If someone offended you, in person, you would have the right to throw shoes, if someone offended you online, it would be your duty to tell everyone.'
One of Brian's followers said 'Brian if you became King, who would be your Queen...Your people skills, online and in the real world are pretty bad.'
'Yes' replied Brian 'If I was King good sir, I would have you beheaded for that comment, as would be my right'.
