Pope Benedict XVI will pray Sunday for the victims of the George W. Bush administration at the site of the World Trade Centre towers destroyed by the 2001 terrorist attacks as part of his pilgrimage of peace to the US.
WASHINGTON D.C - FBI Chief Robert S. Mueller, III announced today that the entire 9-11 "Truth Movement" has secured the number one slot (just ahead of Usama Bin Laden) as the most vicious and heinous enemy to public safety...
London - (Armistice Mess): As the messenger planet Mercury begins its annual transit of Scorpio, Blackshirt grandees of the Ancient Fascist Order of the Hellfire Club are smugly confident of thwarting a rumored massive Remembrance Sunday sting that...
Interpol HQ - (Conspiracy Mess): The head of Interpol's Foreign & Disorganised Crime division has told reporters today that all the unpublished evidence points to Russia's Vladimir Sputum being behind the 9/11 atrocity.
Drowning Street, London - (Armageddon Press): Getting out of her chauffered Rolls Royce outside 10 Downing Street today former UK Primce Monster Margaret Thatcher had clearly pissed herself ahead of he carefully choreographed tea and crumpets visit t...
A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.
London - (Ass Mess): Tuesday's 9/11 Grim Reaper eclipsed new moon is a dire omen for the Bush Administration's collusion with the organised crime cartels that have got off scot-free for World Trade Center atrocity of 2001.
New York - (Rioters) Federal Reserve officials clamped down on press claims today that they are propping up beleagured German financial institution Deutsche Bank whose Lower Manhattan branch is being demolished following damage sustained in the 9/11...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A CIA enquiry into the 9/11 disaster has concluded that ex-Agency boss George Tenet and Clinton Administration gofer Sandy Berger were ordered to systematically destroy all NATO military intelligence on the atrocity as ear...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In a landmark deal brokered by ex-Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar and 'Quartet' arms dealer Tony Blair the United States government today signed a deal with Israel offering $30bn in military aid in exchage...
Islamabad, Pachyderm (IP) - A new video tape smuggled out of the mountain resort town of Pachyderm appears to show an intoxicated Bin Laden breaking down and lamenting about how his attack against the United States on 9-11 was the greatest blunder of...
Jersey City, NJ - It has been learned that 9-11 was originally planned for 7-11 but for obvious reasons involving the job security of millions of Pakistani-Americans who work for the 7-11 chain it was decided by the Taliban that 9-11 would have to d...
The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...
A research team at Purdue University has developed a 3D simulation of the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center. Their research is a culmination of a 2 1/2 year study into the attacks with the hope of aiding engineers in the design of safer...
A study by the Feudal Aviation Administration (FAA) shows Americans cannot keep themselves from standing as close to luggage carousels as humanly possible despite the obvious dangers and impracticality.
NEW YORK - In its most recent press release, the Giuliani camp has announced that it will be using the tag line "Four More Years!" as its primary slogan for the remainder of the 2008 presidential race.
Rosie O'Donnell in her last monologue on "The View" claims the World Trade Center was destroyed by a bomb on 9/11/2001 and not by the aircraft video taped crashing into the buildings. She went on to claim that she herself was a conspir...
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