Rosie O'Donnell is a Conspiracy Theory

Funny story written by Mike Rowave

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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The Queen telling Bush to "Be quick about it" in the Middle East.

Rosie O'Donnell in her last monologue on "The View" claims the World Trade Center was destroyed by a bomb on 9/11/2001 and not by the aircraft video taped crashing into the buildings. She went on to claim that she herself was a conspiracy of the Republican Party with an overarching goal to undermind herself.

"Everything I touch turns to crap", Rosie commented in an interview after the show. "So the Republicans put me up to supporting the Democrates in hopes my touch would work on them."

Rosie noted her "crap" track record starting with The View (fired), Nip/Tuck (cancelled after her appearance) and The Rosie O'Donnell Show (cancelled because of her appearance) to name a few.

In addition to her WTC claims, Rosie is also determined to prove the formation of the United States over 200 years ago was a conspiracy of the Republicans staged to wage war in the Middle East. She believes the King of England (the first Republican) sent the colonists as plants to establish a diversionary stronghold in North America that is only now manifesting itself to destroy the oil producing nations.

"Hugo Chavez is right about Bush being the Devil", commented Rosie. "I was near him once and he smelled like brimstone. England really wants to gain back control of the world and they have been very patient. As soon as their US minion destroys Iran and the rest of Iraq, the Queen will make her move. Mark my words!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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