CIA 9/11fiasco: Berger and Tenet destroyed all NATO intelligence

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Wednesday, 22 August 2007

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A bipartisan conspiracy no different from shenanigans in 2007

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A CIA enquiry into the 9/11 disaster has concluded that ex-Agency boss George Tenet and Clinton Administration gofer Sandy Berger were ordered to systematically destroy all NATO military intelligence on the atrocity as early as December 1999 to give George W Bush a hell's chance of running in the subsequent 2000 White House Presidential race.

The report's findings, publioshed this week, conclude that George Bush Senior and Bill Clinton were in such deep shit over UN Security Council-substantiated allegations made about them by CIA/KGB double agent Aldrich Ames and FBI/KGB traitor Bob Hanssen that saving their asses became a priority over protecting the lives of the 3,000+ New Yorkers who were sacrificed on 9/11 for the sake of these two monstrous Presidential egos.

Today George Tenet is a pale and ashen shadow of his former self as veteran CIA officers stand shoulder to shoulder toegther with their MI6 and Mossad counterparts saying they were stitched up by a bi-partisan collusion dedicated to conceal that Osama Bin Laden, IRA thug and Piss Process Luminary Gerry Adams and Vladimir Putin are all sons of Joseph Ratzinger, the current incumbent in the Vatican.

CIA sources have said today that this week's headlines that the Vatican "went ballistioc" to erase all terrorism evidence from Ratzinger's official files as well as from those of his predecessor Pope JP2 have merely confirmed the depths of collusion hidden from the US electorate.

In particular reports that Ratzinger ordered the destruction of Wikipedia entries confirming that Gerry Adams's hand and fingerprints were found in 1971 on a car belonging to a witness testifying against Ratzinger's child molestor career, who narrowly escaped being murdered at Adams's hands - merely add fuel to the disgust that is raging at CIA HQ in Langley, Virginia.

"Looks like were dealing with Presidential hubris on a gargantuan scale here," a CIA source said today.

"That's what you get for choosing such a dumbass name for the CIA HQ as The President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence.

"But payback time is just around the corner, believe me!"

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