Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Written by Skews Me

Tuesday, 11 September 2007

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97% believe Bin Laden behind 9/11

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.

One fifth of those polled said they have absolute faith in the President and Congress. Interestingly enough, those same people were unable to locate the United States on a map.

Another 13 percent believe that the President has been completely honest during his two terms in office.

Those 33 percent also believe the official version of the events surrounding September 11, 2001, and that Sadam Hussein was developing weapons of mass destruction.

Only three percent of Americans answered that 9/11 was a conspiracy orchestrated by the US Government. Those few were also able to locate not only the United States on a map, but Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran as well.

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

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