The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it on my table for this vote."
The Senate wishes to speak with the Vice President in regards to his handling of many affairs, including actions both before, during, and after the 9/11 tragedy. They also wish to discuss the illegal wiretapping of millions of Americans.
From his office, the Vice President offered the following comments in regards to the Senate vote: "If someone else tries to bang my gavel, I'll have them arrested for false banging. I may have to sick some of my Halliburton dogs on these boys if they don't settle down. The ones that voted against this measure are okay, but I'm planning on inviting all of the others to go hunting with me over the holiday!"
"I think it's legal for me to shoot anyone who voted against me under the Patriot Act."