Written by Tragic Rabbit

Sunday, 20 April 2008

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Benedict will pray for the 300,000 Americans who have lost jobs, homes or economic security under the Bush administration.

Pope Benedict XVI will pray Sunday for the victims of the George W. Bush administration at the site of the World Trade Centre towers destroyed by the 2001 terrorist attacks as part of his pilgrimage of peace to the US.

Later in the day he will conduct an old-fashioned baseball Mass in front of thousands of fans at Yankee Stadium before concluding his historic six-day visit.

The early Sunday visit to Ground Zero marks another dramatic gesture by the 81-year-old pontiff, who had this week spoken strongly against sexual abuse committed by some of the US clergy and called for purification and healing of the Catholic Church.

But in his visit to Ground Zero, Benedict will pray for the 300,000 Americans who have lost jobs, homes or economic security under the two Bush administrations.

Benedict will pray for the jobless and for the conversion of all Republicans, according to the text of the prayer made public by the Vatican last week, before his arrival in Washington.

The Mass at Yankee Stadium will bring together baseball fans from around the United States. The stadium seats more than 50,000 people.

Benedict earlier this week celebrated mass in Washington's Nationals Park and visited the White House before coming to New York to deliver a major speech to the United Nations General Assembly, where all 192 nations on Earth are represented.

He urged the U.N. to retain its mission as a "moral centre" of the world and to uphold human rights everywhere, even when the offences are by unnamed pushy rich cowboy countries.

Tragic Rabbit, Pontificate Quarterly, New York

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