Washington DC - (Ass Mess): In a landmark deal brokered by ex-Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar and 'Quartet' arms dealer Tony Blair the United States government today signed a deal with Israel offering $30bn in military aid in exchage for the country's perpetual secrecy over what the Bushes and the Clintons knew in December 1999 about the 9/11 atrocity of 2001.
The package also offers Saudi Arabia advanced weapons and air systems worth around $50 billion on similar terms brokered with Israel.
In tel Aviv the Israeli governments said it has no opposition to US aid to the Saudis "so long as we get first pick of the hardware".
The deal is believed to include a 1% standard commission fee to Bandar who received £1.2 billion of UK taxpayers money over the £40 billion Al-Yamamah deal that saw British Aerospace dosh him up via a network of slush funds linked to mobster cartels operated by George W Bush and Osama Bin Laden.
Undersecretary of State for political affairs Nicholas Burns and Aharon Abramovitz, Israel's foreign ministry's director general did the deal today in Jerusalem following weeks of feverish haggling by 'Quartet' envoy Tony Blair.
A spokesman for Blair said today: "The Middle East is a more dangerous region now than it was 10 or 20 years ago as far as haggling over lucrative arms deals is concerned.
And Israel's central bank chief, Stanley Fischer, said the
arms deal would rake in "a minimum of $25 billion for Blair" in a package that guaranteed secrecy for the former UK Prime Monster.
Lord Levy is 69.