Grim Reaper eclipse spells Armageddon for 9/11 deception gang

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 10 September 2007

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Tuesday's 9/11 solar eclpise will be grim

London - (Ass Mess): Tuesday's 9/11 Grim Reaper eclipsed new moon is a dire omen for the Bush Administration's collusion with the organised crime cartels that have got off scot-free for World Trade Center atrocity of 2001.

NATO military intelligence hinted today that arrests are expected all over the world on the sixth anniversary of the horror.

"We expect some natural disaster to trigger this event," top brass sources said today.

"It could be something like Mount Etna finally obliterating the Vatican. Or the Pavlof volcano wiping out the headquaters of Alaska's Corrupt Bastards Club..

"Or it could be some final piece of damning evidence in the UK Hellfire Club's Puppet Monarchy.

"Who knows.

"But we are prepared. Make no mistake.

"Astrologers among us have always had a bit of a laugh about the Bible's Day of Judgement encryptions.

"That's to be expected if the world's mnajor religions always use the bauglerised versions of their own prophetic texts.

"Luckily here at NATO we have one of only three remaining original codices that spell out exactly what we should do when the heavens send us the sort of sign that would have made the Three Wise Men weep with envy some 2000 years ago in Judea!"

Tuesday's solar eclipse has been dubbed the Grim Reaper because it is the preceding new moon to the Harvest Moon - a full moon closest to the Autumn Equinox.

"The scythe is a harvest symbol," the British Armageddon Association said today, "and a solar eclipse before the Harvest Moon reflects this symbolism."

Meanwhile internet speadbetting bookies are offering 2/1 on a 9/11 Day of Judgement bust across the globe:

"But that price is tumbling rapidly!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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