9/11 was Putin revenge for Kursk fiasco says Interpol

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Thursday, 8 November 2007

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Interpol HQ - (Conspiracy Mess): The head of Interpol's Foreign & Disorganised Crime division has told reporters today that all the unpublished evidence points to Russia's Vladimir Sputum being behind the 9/11 atrocity.

In a rare public interview the IRDC boss asserted that the 18 August 2000 sinking of the Russian Navy's flagship submarine The Kursk started the tit-for-tat reprisals that saw the hiring of a ragbag of Saudi smack dealers to do the dirty.

The trail of intelligence disinformation was placed into the hands of the Pretender to the Puppet Throne and his UK accomplice, the impostor claiming to be the rightful Duke of Westmnister, Britain's so-called wealthiest landowner.

The pair ensured that UK Prime Monster Tony Blair did exactly as ordered in the subsequent shoulder-to-shoulder speech vilifying Taleban extremists.

And in return for their continuing omerta nominated their chosen House of Lords wannabes who had received Prince Bandar's $$$$s to pave the way for public acceptance of a subsequent fiction known as the Iraq Dodgy Dossier.

Interpol has kept a low profile about its evidence to cover up a seven year campaign tracing the DNA links between former Soviet President and serial psychotic madman Alexey Kosygin and current Global Piss Process luminaries.

Kosygin's best-hidden asset is his bastard son a.k.a. Vladimir Sputum.

"But there are one or two others hiding behing the Puppet Monarchy in the UK that we might decide to out when the time is ripe," the Interpol CEO added sweetly today.

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