Federal Reserve: "We can't continue propping up Deutsche Bank"

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 23 August 2007

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New York - (Rioters) Federal Reserve officials clamped down on press claims today that they are propping up beleagured German financial institution Deutsche Bank whose Lower Manhattan branch is being demolished following damage sustained in the 9/11 atrocity and an arson attack last weekend which killed two firefighters.

Reserve sources also denied today that they had anything to do with the collapse of scaffolding that was propping up the northern wing of the wrecked structure which used to house the bank's fabled moneylaundering division.

Meanwhile insurance policies designed to cover the demolition and rebuilding costs are under investigation after police sources in Westphalia, Germany questioned why the head office of the teutonic lender suddenly upped the valuation of its Manhattan building to over three times its offcial market estimate.

This sudden and totally unexpected deal was done on 10th Setpember 2001 just hours before the World Trade Center outrage which killed over 3,000 people and ravaged large swathes of Lower Manhattan.

Interpol sources have also been investigating the background of the Deutche Bank move and probing links to GOP appointees of the Federal Reserve who have staunchly defended the German Bank's total probity and business motives.

But conspiracy theory debunkers resident in Lower Manhattan have said today that the scaffolding collapse may be exactly the omen that the Feds require to reopen the mystery of the September 10 2001 insurance scam.

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