CARACAS,Venezuela - (World Satire) - Two of Colombia's top cocaine producing cartels have just informed Putin that effective immediately they will no longer ship cocaine to Russia. A spokesperson for the two cartels, who identified himself as Dona…
Yeah, right! Does Donald Trump even have a library card? Does Trump know the location of the Mar-a-Lago neighborhood library? Would the list of top US secret agents be allowed to be read by anyone with a library card? Is Vladimir Putin going to h…
There’s a wonderful Monty Python sketch where two office workers are busy at their work, facing each other across their desks. In the short background is a wide window. Other office workers on higher floors are killing themselves (due to a depression…
Gorbachev, the man who freed Eastern Europe from Soviet Russia, has died. His famous birthmark is no more. He has gone to where all other Russian leaders of the Soviet Workers Paradise have gone. Into the grave, but possibly no further. Who knows? I…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (US Satire) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just learned that the Federal Bureau of Investigation has revealed that Trump willingly gave Russian President Putin the extremely secret combination numbers to all of the Fort Knox doors.
So THAT’S why Vlad Putin has been smiling all these years! (He drained Trump of all blood, willpower, and secrets, plus a ton of money and promises!) Donald Trump mentioned Edward Snowden – how did he get classified docs and give them to others, w…
Ooooo, the Ukrainians are soooo scared! They killed a girl who Putin was in love with and wanted to put his baby inside (like so many other young girls and boys, with or without a tummy kiss from a man who heads the secret Russian organization: BB…
Are you a paranoid dictator who hates people who hate him, and want to keep them at arm’s length? Or maybe you have a slight case of germaphobia and don’t want your filthy guests getting their diseases and viruses on you. Or perhaps when you ha…
Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to punish Valdimir Nikita Putin's girlfriend because Putski is saying that he will continue with his evil, invasion of the Ukraine, a country that hates war, as much as David Letterman ha…
One minute he was leaning over his famous VERY long desk in his super isolated, extremely protected section of the Kremlin, the next he was lying on the floor rolling around from the paralysing effects of a stroke from reading the report of how a spe…
A former Putin official who quit working for Putin's government in protest of Putin's war in Ukraine was hospitalized with a rare neurological disorder. Unlike accidentally falling out of a 5th story window, ex-Putin advisor Anatoly Chubais is sick a…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be traveling to Russia. The prince will meet with Vladimir Nikita Putin, in the newly-remodeled Commemorative Mrs. Joseph Stali…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has stated that POTUS texted President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know that 193 of the world's 197 countries have signed a petition insisting that he get his invading bastardized m…
Are you a shithead dictator who loves to stick your dick into any opening? Well, fella, there may be consequences. Mother Nature loves when people fuck anything that moves. Vlad Putin has been walking funny. Now some will say he’s just getting ol…
Three fascist dictators gathered in Iran. They were an Iranian, a Russian and a Turk. I feel a joke approaching. The Russian said he was the best dictator (or dick, I don’t want to type all those letters; I’m such a literary dick) of them all sinc…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden spoke at a new conference and he informed the news media that he is proud to say that the US 7th Cavalry Regiment has just soundly defeated Putin's elite 69th Russian Bear Regiment. The 7th is als…
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