So THAT’S why Vlad Putin has been smiling all these years! (He drained Trump of all blood, willpower, and secrets, plus a ton of money and promises!)
Donald Trump mentioned Edward Snowden – how did he get classified docs and give them to others, whatever Trump was going on about – Snowden worked for the NSA which was and still is spying on Americans and others, Donald, you twit, read a newspaper! (Funny why Trump should mention Snowden – and not Assange – who is still being protected by living in Russia … Putin smiles again …)
Donald likely gave Putin secrets …BIG Benedict Arnold secrets! WOW! No wonder Donny was friends with all the shithead leaders from the shithead nations – North Korea, Russia, China, the fucking Taliban. Evil can best do business with evil, not good. So the leaders of Europe left Donny sitting alone at those big tables while his wife made eyes at Trudeau and Ivanka tried to talk politics to people who smiled and nodded and waited for her to fuck off and try schmoozing with the rest of the room.
So Putin will share with Xi and both of those countries (which are as powerful as the USA) will end the American Empire. Benedict Arnold’s Revenge!
And Donny is truly pissed, not by the documents getting into the hands of the FBI, but ‘cuz his passports are gone. He would be on a plane so fast … wait a minute, doesn’t he have a plane? What’s to prevent it from lifting off? Drug runners land on tiny American airports all the time. All Donny has to do is say, “Vlad, me and the wife and some of the kids – not all – are coming for a landing, fuck passports!”)
Ah, but that takes commitment. If Trump runs, he has to stay gone forever … he has businesses and friends in low places to take care of … and it will definitely be an admission of guilt if he shows up on Putin’s doorstep before the Feds come back with zip strips and a YUGE paddywagon.
Donny is playing poker … wondering if he can still win even with classified and secret papers condemning him … hmm, ego is as ego does. Will he win or will he be the biggest loser of all American history? (Sounds like a reality show? We’re dealing with a reality show president here. Thanks, Hollywood – can you please keep your assholes to yourself and not send them to DC?)
Benedict has his dead fingers crossed that he will soon no longer be the symbol of an American traitor. There’s a bigger loser in town, Benny. You can rest in peace … soon, soon …
