WASHINGTON, D.C. (Satire News) - POTUS was asked what the chances of Trump not going to Prison are. The president laughed and he said that Whoopi Goldberg has a better chance of marrying handsome actor Idris Elba than the nasty-looking Trumpturd h…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just informed President Biden that they have uncovered more of the Trumpturd's illegal shenanigans. It now appears that the Orange Piece of Shit, as Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani now refers to Tr…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Intended consequences are one thing. Unintended consequences are quite another. Who would have thought that a penis pump could cause cognitive disorders? When Joe Biden unwrapped his ACME XXX Penis Pump, did he not read the warnin…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Britney Spears says that one of her greatest thrills ever, was when she voted for President Biden. Spears even placed a Las Vegas bet that Biden would kick the Trumpturd's ass, and as a result she won $1.7 million. W…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre informed the US news media that POTUS had to make an emergency trip to Costa Rica. The press secretary said that the reason for the trip is to see about doing someth…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - There is tremendous joy in the White House as the results of a recent QuinniPinni Poll show that President Biden's approval rating is at an all-time high. White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said that…
Joe Biden wants poor students with fat bank loan payments to have a break. They need to make money, and not spend the rest of their lives paying off the interest alone that banks jack onto a poor man’s meager earnings. And the Republican Rich hate…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Already accused of having a brain missing a synapse or two, something even more sinister may be lurking in the backend of Joe Biden’s Fruit-of-the-Loom ball-huggers. Most men his age rely on their carefully honed instincts when…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh "The Wimpy Coward" Hawley is catching hell from all sides after nine Capitol cameras caught him running like a runner in the 100-yard dash through the halls of the Capitol Building, in an effort to get away fro…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to punish Valdimir Nikita Putin's girlfriend because Putski is saying that he will continue with his evil, invasion of the Ukraine, a country that hates war, as much as David Letterman ha…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Many of us recall Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Lennon & McCartney, and Donald & Stormy. Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of a brand new sexting duet..."Biden &…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - It did not take long for President Biden to act on the newly-implemented "Sex For Food Stamps" gimmick that the prostitutes of Brooklyn had devised. One well-known Brooklyn Lady of The Street, who goes by the nam…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has stated that POTUS texted President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know that 193 of the world's 197 countries have signed a petition insisting that he get his invading bastardized m…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden says that he has just about had his fill of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's incessant bellyaching that the election was stolen, that Pelosi is an illegal alien from Japan, and that his dick (Trum…
Trump had the Corona Virus first and gave it to his wife and son - being in Denial - (you know that famous river in Egypt) - and careless who he associated with. Biden got the new more contagious virus, Ba - 5. It. just gives you a bad sore thro…
Washington DC - A poll of younger voters say that Biden's new catch phrase, 'Hey, Get Off My Lawn!' isn't really doing much for them. "Look, we understand," explained Riley Zipher, a 20 year old that was in DC on a family trip, and overheard Biden…
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