Our Two Presidents, Biden and Trump, are Both Doing Fine after Having The Corona Virus

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 24 July 2022

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Biden's states can have gun laws and Abortion.

Trump had the Corona Virus first and gave it to his wife and son - being in Denial - (you know that famous river in Egypt) - and careless who he associated with.

Biden got the new more contagious virus, Ba - 5. It. just gives you a bad sore throat - but you don't have to go to the hospital.

Biden the elected president of the East and West Coasts is doing fine and recovering.

Trump, his usual Rabble-Rousing self, is doing his presidential duties in the loyal South and Central part of the country - his Presidential territory.

He is just waiting for the Supreme Court ruling that each state can have a different President. The Court puts States Rights above All - and it is a matter of time till the Trump states elect him President, and the blue states elect Biden president.

The Supreme Court is expected to rule this way to stop all the political squabbling and political Violence - in their opinion - caused Equally by both political parties. And because the Federal Government isn't in the Constitution.

Biden's states can have gun laws and Abortion.

Trump states can allow citizens to have machine guns and other heavy firepower. - but no missiles.

There will be two federal budgets. Each state giving to their government.

Basically, the South will have at long last won the Civil War and come out of it with much more territory than they anticipated.

And it all due to packing the Courts with Conservative Judges - which cost relatively little money to do. And stealing a Supreme Court Judge away from Obama - totally illegal of course.


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