Recent news footage has shown that the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, cannot be trusted to put up an Umbrella. It shows the lovable buffoon trying to erect an umbrella dangerously close to Prince Charles, before the wind, joining in the revelr…
Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…
It’s Infection Day in England on the 19th of July, where anyone who hasn’t had COVID yet is invited to go outside and get it. It is part of the government’s new pandemic strategy to “Get COVID Done”. Many other countries, with levels of vaccinati…
The 90s indie band REM famously sang the miserable dirge, Everybody Hurts, but is it really true? Certainly not for lepers. Leprosy is a disease which leads to nerve damage. There is a common misconception that it leads directly to the loss of lim…
CARBIS BAY, England – (Satire News) – In a move that is being hailed as a victory for the entire free world, the G-7 Summit Conference leaders voted unanimously to never again utter the name of Donald J. Trump. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trude…
Attempting to sleep at full moon is bad enough, but when Bertie Wooster and his eccentric butler, Jeeves, come flying into one's cerebral cortex, one can only listen! "By golly, you rascal Jeeves, was you really invited to that scoundrel's third…
"Spin-doctor Supremo", Dominic Cummings, has just revealed what really went on behind the sacred doors of the PM's residence during the first months of the Covid19 pandemic! Here exclusively for lovers of Jaggedone's pure impudence, and controversy,…
Even though dear Carrie Symonds has, understandably, not officially answered Boris' proposal - since he has yet to acquire her favourite rug, the Pearled Carpet of Basra, embroidered with one and a half million of the fabled Basra pearls, costing ove…
Police called in by Number 10, the British Prime Minister’s office, to investigate leaks from government, have revealed they are looking for a fat bastard with orange hair who was seen using the Prime Minister’s phone to send classified documents to…
The UK Government announced this week that they would cut funding for the National Truss, stating that it "was not a priority at the moment". Supporters of the Truss were outraged, saying that it was essential for the nation's well-being. National…
An ear-splitting rant in 10 Downing Street could be heard across the capital on Thursday, when the PM sacked his Media Manager without notice, and for good cause: no photograph of him had been printed in any of the tabloids or press whatsoever that d…
The battle between countries to vaccinate their populations is escalating, with the EU now banning vaccine exports to the UK. They claim that the UK had already banned their own vaccine exports to the EU. "We don't want your pathetic British Oxfor…
London, England - After years of insinuation and speculation, UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, finally admitted that he was, indeed, a bloody Muppet. "Surprise, surprise!" said pretty much everybody. The news came only a day after Kermit The F…
UK seaport officials were stunned this week to see their harbours and wharfs replete with leaf-bearing vessels from all four corners of the earth. The British government has been steadily buying up the world's stocks of swept leaves, all part of a…
The UK government has sensationally revealed how it is coming up with its coronavirus policy, as the country is thrust into yet another lockdown. Boris Johnson is using the 'Hokey Cokey' as inspiration. Believed to be the only song he knows all…
In a rambling New Year's speech, Prime Minister Boris Johnson bragged about the post-Brexit trade deal he made with the EU, and gave his thoughts on the future direction of the country. "Finally, we can do what we always wanted," he said with his…
After years of negotiation, the UK finally agreed post-Brexit trade arrangements with the EU this week. Prime Minister Boris Johnson boasted that he had secured the best possible deal. He said, "We have successfully negotiated access to the Europe…
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