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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Gorgeously Sexy Daughter Said She Learned All About Sex From Her Hot, Sexy Mommy

BOSTON - (Satire News) - RumorLand News has just broken the story about Tina Peckatini, who is the 27-year-old daughter of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. Reporter Zackary Yukon learned that Miss Peckatini is attending college in Beantown (B…

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Funny story: The Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret

The Sensuously Sexy Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Ecstatic At Being Signed To Appear In a Crotchless Panties Commercial For Victoria's Secret

LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene loves the new-found physical and sexual interest in her that she is now receiving. According to Armada Aquatina with The Cosmos News Service, the blonde babe, as former lover Matt "Potato Head"…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Nude Again!

Marjorie Taylor Nude Again!

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - One of the most popular politicians in recent Washington D.C. history is Marjorie Taylor Greene. Hollywood's Bedroom Pillow Talk recently reported that MTG has had more boyfriends than all five of the Kardashian sisters…

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Funny story: The Real Midge Behind the Gazpacho

The Real Midge Behind the Gazpacho

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to clear up some misperceptions of things she has said and done, since she doesn’t like people thinking that she’s scum. When she was invited to be the guest speaker at that Nazi meeting … okay, so what people didn’t u…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Britney Spears For Portraying Her So Perfectly

Marjorie Taylor Greene Praises Britney Spears For Portraying Her So Perfectly

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently spoke with Anderson Cooper and she told him that having just seen the autobiography film about her, she has to say that Britney Spears, who portrayed her did one fantabulous jo…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Donates An Ovary To Her Grandmother

Marjorie Taylor Greene Donates An Ovary To Her Grandmother

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Detroit Daily Divulger has stated that Marjorie Taylor Greene, 48, has donated her right ovary to her maternal grandmother Selma Jo Wowcastle, 74. According to Daily Divulger reporter Sally Fiddlefax, Mrs.

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Is Putting Out A New Menu Item Called The Marjorie Taylor Greene Pistachio Blizzard

Dairy Queen Is Putting Out A New Menu Item Called The Marjorie Taylor Greene Pistachio Blizzard

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just stated that Dairy Queen has just added a brand new Blizzard flavor. Paloma Sonoma with AFNA said that she spoke with a rep with Dairy Queen and she was told that they added the new…

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Funny story: Nutty-As-a-Fruitcake Marjorie Taylor Greene Says DC Rioters Were Left Wing Agitators

Nutty-As-a-Fruitcake Marjorie Taylor Greene Says DC Rioters Were Left Wing Agitators

Nutty as a Fruitcake Marjorie Taylor Greene - from the Nutty as a Fruitcake rural area of North Georgia - (part of the state of Georgia) - said recently: "No one will ever convince me the Rioters were not Antifa' Leftists. "You can waterboard me.

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Funny story: CPAC Killer Theatre

CPAC Killer Theatre

The old joke goes: Those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, teach gym. Here’s an update to the joke: Those who can’t do, become politicians. And those politicians who can’t do politics, try acting. Marjorie Taylor Greene is one…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals That a Certain US Senator Offered Her $3,000 For a Pop Rocks BJ

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals That a Certain US Senator Offered Her $3,000 For a Pop Rocks BJ

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor has become perhaps the most popular congresswoman in the history of the United States. Boom Boom News reports that she has certainly had more boyfriends that the five Kardashian sisters combined. Dona…

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Funny story: Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

Clint Eastwood Is 92, But He Says That If He Was 72, He'd Be All Over Marjorie Taylor Greene Like Bean Dip On a Frito

CARMEL, California - (Satire News) - The man whose acting career got a big boost in the mid 60s, when he headed to Italy to make the extremely popular Spaghetti Westerns, recently talked to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole at his Barbed…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies

Marjorie Taylor Greene And President Biden Have Become Sexting Buddies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Many of us recall Laurel & Hardy, Abbott & Costello, Lennon & McCartney, and Donald & Stormy. Boom Boom News writer Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of a brand new sexting duet..."Biden &…

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Funny story: The Washington Globe-Express Names Marjorie Taylor Greene The Horniest Woman In D.C.

The Washington Globe-Express Names Marjorie Taylor Greene The Horniest Woman In D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is extremely excited at having just received the honor of being named "The Horniest Woman In Washington, D.C." by The Washington Globe-Express newspaper editorial staff. MTG has the reputat…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals She Has Just Purchased An Anatomically Correct Male Doll

Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals She Has Just Purchased An Anatomically Correct Male Doll

BALTIMORE - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor is an enigma, as she is either hated or loved. Margarita Mixx with The Wild Whispers News Agency has interviewed MTG on two occasions, and she finds her to be a somewhat unusual individual, who at times…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits That She Still Wants To Have Trump's Baby

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits That She Still Wants To Have Trump's Baby

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is 48, but she proudly boasts that she has the sexy, sensuously erotic body of a woman who is 28. She notes that politicians like Gatez, Jordan, Cruz, McCormick, and of course the Trumptard…

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Funny story: Sexy Tweets From The Mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene

Sexy Tweets From The Mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene

BALTIMORE - (Satire Tweets) - Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if her hooha could talk everyone, especially old, blue-haired GOP women, would be shocked as to what utterances would come out of her sexy, sweet beaver (muffin). MTG says that she lea…

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