Nutty-As-a-Fruitcake Marjorie Taylor Greene Says DC Rioters Were Left Wing Agitators

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 7 August 2022

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That sounds logical.

Nutty as a Fruitcake Marjorie Taylor Greene - from the Nutty as a Fruitcake rural area of North Georgia - (part of the state of Georgia) - said recently: "No one will ever convince me the Rioters were not Antifa' Leftists.

"You can waterboard me. You can tickle me - I Know logically they were Antifa. And maybe some FBI, too.

"And in the photos, I saw someone looking just like Hillary - disguised as a man. She is everywhere - always causing problems for us Conservatives. She might be behind Global Warming. "

Marjorie was not impressed by hundreds of Trump supporters being legally convicted of trashing the Capitol - admitting guilt and getting jail sentences.

Miss Nutcake of 2022, said her Political Conversion started in 2015 when HUD Head - (or Head HUD) - Ben Carson - one of the better Trump appointees - told of the Egyptian Pyramids being used as Jewish grain bins - and not as tombs.

She said, "That sounds logical" - and has gone by what sounds Logical ever since.

And the people who elected her go like to go by what sounds Logical also.

Maybe she just wants to stay Famous by making these Provocative Statements - but she sounds really, really sincere in her Nutty-as-a-Fruitcake way.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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